My cousin Stan and I frequently text each other. I think AT&T just sent him a "Lifetime Achievement Award" for the sheer number of texts he sends out. A lot of it is pretty damn hilarious, some if is downright brutal in its honesty. All in all, he remains a constant source of amusement and I can always count on him to write me a reality check when I need one.
Friday, June 03, 2011 - 8:44 PM
Stan: Schocking news! I'm at Walmart and something smells like poop. Our team reporter investigates!
Stan: I think it was some woman in front of me. She had a case of hungry bum. Looked like her ass was gonna eat through the seat of her pants. Nom nom nom nom.
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