Stan: Touch screen phones are a pain in the ass. I fumble it and I can her it selecting shit and I'm trying to catch it and keep it from hitting the floor. It has six axis accelerometers in it. Why not have it use some logic that says if four or more are sending a signal with an amplitude that is user defined, it locks the screen? I WOULD DO IT BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM!!!!!!
Stan: I think.I just liked someone’s photo that I don’t know. I may have sent a friendship request with it. Piece of shit phone.
Me: I may have just peed a little laughing at that…
My cousin Stan and I frequently text each other. I think AT&T just sent him a "Lifetime Achievement Award" for the sheer number of texts he sends out. A lot of it is pretty damn hilarious, some if is downright brutal in its honesty. All in all, he remains a constant source of amusement and I can always count on him to write me a reality check when I need one.
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Touch Screen Phones
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